tequilaw:

chemistry

tequilaw:

chemistry

bjokr:

introducing myself in the first day of school

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untexting:

do you wanna have sex?

a) please

b) now

c) a + b

deal-breaker:

Welcome to America where everyone is equal except everyone

joshpeckofficial:

making a joke and waiting for a response like

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southernbrainspiders:

Cashier is aware of the weather and does not require updates.

fuck-customers:

If you ever want to fucking hate all of humanity, being a cashier is the fastest way to do it. :)

kyrayukimore:

Please don’t ever give the cashier your money like this.  It is so incredibly rude…

kyrayukimore:

Please don’t ever give the cashier your money like this. It is so incredibly rude…

giraffewrangler:

And the rest of us who have been there over a year are like:

justcashierthings:

WHEN YOU’RE ABOUT TO GO ON BREAK AND A HOT CUSTOMER COMES UP

xenlo:

Me when I see a cute boy

Me: Hi! how are you to-
Customer: THIS IS ON SALE. *throws merchandise on counter*
Me: I'm okay, thank you.
Every customer ever while chuckling to themselves (via alygal1331)